But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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