I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So much Jack, so little girl.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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