Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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