I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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