i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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