I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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