You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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