I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I need water and some morals
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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