We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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