Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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