Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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