He kissed a someone with a penis
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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