i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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