So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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