If i come over, it means nothing
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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