Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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