What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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