it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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