You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize