I hate your face
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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