If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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