She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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