Three words: puerto rican gang bang
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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