No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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