You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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