i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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