Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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