I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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