the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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