just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
