Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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