He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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