you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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