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(732): View more from New Jersey

I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself

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(517): View more from Michigan

btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.

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(406): View more from Montana

I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.

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(775): View more from Nevada

A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet

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(704): View more from North Carolina

And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?

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