a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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