You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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