You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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