i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
