Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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