thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dignity is for republicans.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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