One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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