I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i love accidental penises.
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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