Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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