Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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