We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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