I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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