Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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