he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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