your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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