The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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