Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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