is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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