we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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