I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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