let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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