My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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