Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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