He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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