Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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